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Joke of the Day
"Where do people go for pasta related crimes? A PENNEtentiary!"
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"I'm sorry if I looked interested. You probably caught me fantasizing about bacon."
"I know it's International Women's Day but I'd like to give a shout out to all the national and local women as well."
"Mention me in your will. Just give me a shout out or something."
"Why is it hard for men to understand women? Because you have to study abroad to understand them."
"Receptionist at a sperm bank ""Thanks for coming."""
"If flies fly after flies flies fly fucking fast It's better in Dutch: > Als vliegen achter vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegen vliegensvlug"
"I wanted to tell you a joke about my favourite Michael Jackson album but it's Bad"
"Did you hear about the competition for the world's best Tie? There was no clear winner."
"[24hr news channel] news just in.. *director repeats himself into headset* news justin *justin just sits there* READ THE NEWS JUSTIN"