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Joke of the Day
"If heaven is real the only question i have for god is how many times was my chinese food a cat"
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"A guy calls his wife to say he's had an accident at the factory He says, ""I got my finger cut off!"" She asks, ""The whole finger?"" He replies, ""No, the one next to it."""
"Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"believe that the members of the dental profession are the only men who can tell a women to open or close her mouth and get away with it."
"I'm not racist but... Your hair looks gorgeous. ""How is that racist?"" I said I wasn't racist. You never listen. Typical Mexican."
"What would be a good dating site for rednecks ? MyHeritage.com"
"Round metal object they throw at the olympics Discuss."
"What did the windmill say to Lady Gaga? I'm a really big fan."
"ants what has 2 legs, and eats ants? Uncles"
"How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? There is white-out on the screen. How do you know that another blonde has been using the computer? Someone has written on the white-out."