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Joke of the Day

"I have a confession to make: I masturbate in the shower. It feels good to come clean."

"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"

"What did Bose say to Einstein about the weather? It's 0K"

"How did the nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall"

"Why did the monk hate the musician because he hated violins I made this up just now"

"I just killed a pizza boy and now I have to kill another one It's the domino effect"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? **R** systems have detected a breach of copyright coming from your home address."

"Dr: You've gained some weight Me: You said I should take it easy Dr: That was a yr ago & you were sick Me: WELL I'M NOT A MIND READER"

"Math Beer So I put my root beer in a square cup. Now it's just beer."

"Instead of God, try worshipping a golf cart for a few years and see if it makes any difference."