210643

Joke of the Day

"I have a confession to make: I masturbate in the shower. It feels good to come clean."

"I saw a viral video today. It taught me a lot about STDs."

"Why were the welder and stoner such good friends? They both love to spark up joints."

"I'm always skeptical of twins because it's rare I like even one of a person."

"Damn girl are you sitting on a F5 key? Cos' that ass is refreshing"

"What does Ebola and US police have in common? A high body count of black people"

"Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny. It's from the same fish."

"Have you heard the joke about the bed? No. It hasn't been made up yet!"

"It's recently come to light that Hitler didn't like oranges. He hated the juice!"

"What do you call a porno starring Rowan Atkinson? A Bean Flick"