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Joke of the Day

"I swear to god dude, if you say ""But what if we get arrested?"" One more time you're out of the group."

"I tired playing soccer But I couldn't get a kick out of it."

"Asked my 1st grade students the riddle: What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive? (A glove.) First response: ""My Aunt Lydia."""

"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"

"They say 1 in 5 people now live next door to a child molester. Can you believe that?? We'll not me, I live next to 2 smokin' hot 12 year olds!"

"Octopus 1-you up for tennis? Octopus 2- I cant my tennis elbows are actin up again Octo1-..we dont have elb Octo2- I DONT WANNA PLAY CARL"

"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."

"There are 10 types of people Those who don't understand Binary, and 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101000 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00101110"

"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed."

"If I could be any super hero, I think I'd be Aluminium Man. My superpower would be foiling crime."