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Joke of the Day

"Do you guys know the story of Flip Flap the Giraffe? It's a giraffe, walking in the savannah. All of a sudden, an helicopter comes by and..... flip flap the giraffe!"

"For once my family is going to have a Happy Thanksgiving. This year I'm stuffing the turkey with Prozac."

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"An atheist and a vegan walks into a bar... I know that because they told everybody."

"How do you subdue a large snake? You use a boa restrictor"

"I met a girl who said she wanted to be a mortician... ""Yeah!"" she exclaimed, ""The job market for morticians is really great right now, despite what people say about it being a dying career."""

"I finally went to a therapist... ...and all that pervert did was ask me what I thought of a bunch of dirty pictures some guy named Rorschach painted."

"To try change my friends mind about puns I told him one a day for 10 days to try and get him to laugh But no pun in ten did."

"C-3PO Papa, when C-3PO is naked, he is see-through PO (My 5 1/2 y/o just came up with this. I think it's funny, for a 5 y/o :-))"

"What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside."