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Joke of the Day

"School humor Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"What is the opposite of an autistic? A Socialist."

"How many jews died in the holocaust? Not enough"

"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."

"I'm part of a club for people with parkinson's We have our own hand shake"

"I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. ""Meow."" Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!"

"Some people They're kind of like STDs , at first you don't like them, and then they start to grow on you."

"You know it's love when you let her commit to your source tree without reviewing her code."

"NASA just released a statement that on Dec.21 at 4:30PM, it will start to get dark in New York City. They're calling it ""sunset""."

"Why would boxers make good comedians? Because they always have a punchline"