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Joke of the Day

"As a kid, I didn't want to get caught misbehaving by my parents. Now I'm a parent. And I don`t want to get caught by my kids."

"I've had a rough morning. I woke up and tripped over my wife's bra; it was a booby trap."

"So much to say. So not drunk enough to say it."

"Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar. You'll never believe what happens next!"

"What do you call a muslim, jackie gleason impersonator? Muhammed muhammed muhammena."

"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."

"So... Hillary Clinton is giving this FBI agent a blow job at the Democratic Nation Convention ... Hey...Chill out man...It's politics, that's how it works !!!"

"How is pussy like veal? It tastes sweeter the younger it is."

"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism."

"My wife keeps 72 half-empty bottles of stuff in the shower. And if I even look at them, they all throw themselves on the floor."