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Joke of the Day
"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."
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"Your momma so slutty... ...her spirit animal is the swallow."
"A quick joke... Yesterday I went drinking with the Russians. I almost died. Today I went drinking with some Serbians. I wish I had died yesterday... :D"
"What is the name of Tyler perry's son? Tyler Perry's son."
"I like my coffee like I like my women... No Penis"
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
"Me: Tell me about your weekend. Bob: Why? You never ask. Me: I find your voice acts like a laxative. Bob: That's disgus- Me: It worked! Bye."
"In Hell, all of your Google searches post directly to your social media accounts."
"why do ghosts like elevators? it lifts their spirits"
"""You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."" ""But after that I'm not responsible for any more room charges, correct?"""