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Joke of the Day

"How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb? A: More guns."

"What do you call a pussy with herpes? Cuntagious"

"I didn't use to like fungus but then it grew on me"

"I should post a History joke But you have probably already heard it before."

"Doctor Doctor I feel like a needle. I see your point! Tell me straight Doc Is it bad? Well I ouldn't start watching any new soap operas!"

"A percussionist tells his fellow percussionists some puns His group laughs at every pun he makes. He asks a friend: Hey, are my puns a tenor what?"

"My girlfriend asked me who I've been having sex with because my penis was so sensitive...... My hand"

"What's a one way streets favorite band? One Direction"

"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"

"Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman? A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it."