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Joke of the Day

"(getting murdered) please i have a Sims family"

"The link in the text.... Stolen Bull semen. http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2016/01/22/nearly-50000-in-bull-semen-stolen-from-turlock-truck/"

"Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, ""will you have your usual tonight?"" Rene replies ""I think not"" and he disappears."

"What band does a wannabe join? Rock Band for the XBOX 360"

"How is the retarded basketball player doing? Well, he has his ups and down's."

"Al Gore to play role of The Joker in a new Batman Trilogy Why so serial?"

"2001 A Space Odyssey 2 The spaceship returns HAL is just as uncooperative as ever. He never works. He becomes the basis for Windows 10."

"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."

"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."

"""Let's go around the room & name our biggest fears"" SUPERMAN: Kryptonite BATMAN: Bats MARIO: When a turtle slowly walks in my direction"