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Joke of the Day
"What did one Melon say to the other after it was asked marry it? We Can't Alope"
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"Did you hear about the dolphin who went thru a existential crisis? Turns out, he lost his sense of porpoise."
"What do you call parents who teach abstinence only? Grandma and grandpa."
"Take your girl camping and your relationship will become more in tents. Not Sorry."
"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"[leans over to kid watching Planet of the Apes in the theatre] Call them monkeys one more time & see what happens."
"Pro tip: If you forget their name after a one night stand, just take them to Starbucks in the morning."
"The best curve on a woman is her smile ...Hahahaha lmao! No I'm kidding, it's her boobs."
"Why can't Kylo Ren get a date? Because he has always Ben Solo."
"Call-in sick every morning to somewhere you don't work"