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Joke of the Day

"Bill Gates Asked Arnold Schwarzenegger if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10, he replied: I still love vista, baby."

"Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease? Because the condition was untweetable."

"Why couldn't the woman date a German man? Because she was Klaustrophobic!"

"Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton walk into a plane............... Ouch..."

"April is autism awareness month Anyone here aware they have autism"

"Engineers To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, some idiots used a glass that's twice as big than necessary."

"During conversation, a guy mispronounces a physicist's name. Upon realizing this, he apologizes profusely. The physicist says, ""It's Feynman."""

"How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps."

"Doctor Doctor I keep seeing double. Please sit on the couch. Which one!"