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Joke of the Day
"What do you use to gamble on vacation? Pair-a-dice!"
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"Didn't know which glass of beer was mine so I drank both. I'm a problem solver."
"When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"
"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."
"SATAN: I will tempt you into leaving the desert JESUS: Oh yeah I can't wait to get back to the place where everyone hates me and has leprosy"
"Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store ? For the watch ."
"An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says ""buffalo come."" Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says ""hmm sticky."""
"What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ""no-bell"" prize."
"Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable? A Leek!"