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Joke of the Day

"An Indian tracker puts his ear to the ground And says ""buffalo come."" Amazed, his clients ask how he knows. He rubs his ear and says ""hmm sticky."""

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"""Lincoln"" is a terrible movie The main character dies at the end."
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"[taking a picture] Me: ""Make love to the camera!"" Grandma: ""Don't make this weird, dear."""
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