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Joke of the Day
"What is worse than dying in a mass shooting in America? Your dad finding out you're gay."
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"(Hot babe to me) your brooding drives me wild, what's going on inside your head (Me, thinking about a panini) I don't want to talk about it"
"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""
"Have you tried african food? -No. -They haven't tried it either."
"I hate when people ask me what I'll be doing in five years. Come on, guys. I don't have 2020 vision."
"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"
"What'd the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?"
"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."
"Stevie Wonder is having triplets at the age of 64. I bet he didn't see that coming..."
"Fun fact about the Saxophone: I'm lonely"