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Joke of the Day

"Vagina jokes are not funny! Period."

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"If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Smallpox."
"Which one of the smurfs is the only one to recycle? Smurfette, as she's the only one with a blue box! Lol"
"I go to the gym religiously Christmas, and maybe Easter"
"What's the difference between a large pepperoni pizza and an Art History degree? The pizza can feed a family of four."
"Knock Knock..."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani Kindergarten and a Taliban Training Ground? Don't ask me, I just fly the drone."
"My girlfriend is quite pessimistic about our sex life, but I'm a vagina half full kind of guy."
"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."
"Why do lesbians have cats? They're into pussies.(;"