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Joke of the Day
"What does the high elves call Gandalf? Methrandir"
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"-40 outside sounds brutally cold, Fahrenheit or Celsius. My friend Kelvin just rolled his eyes."
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"Hell hath no fury like that of a woman waiting for you to reply to her text all the while she sees you're continuing to send tweets."
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"What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!"