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Joke of the Day
"What does the high elves call Gandalf? Methrandir"
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"I want to give a shout out to liver thanks buddy for keeping all those bad influences out of my life"
"My children drive me to drinking... As soon as they got their licenses I made them start bringing me to the bar."
"Why don't hydrocarbons make good criminals? They're always getting com-busted."
"Mexican and black jokes are all the same....... Once you have heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!"
"South Africa"
"When I was in college I met a girl at a bar and we exchanged phone numbers... But then every time the phone rang it was for her. It was very confusing and annoying"
"I asked my mother if I could have some cloth to give to the nuns. She said, ""Fine, just don't let it become a habit"""
"Did you hear about the 2 antennas that got married? It was a nice ceremony ...but the reception was amazing."
"You know why women are bad at parking? Because they are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is."