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Joke of the Day
"I won 5th place in the swimming competition! There were only 5 of us."
Next Joke
"Today marks a full year of keeping the baby alive. Now I want a goldfish"
"A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, ""That's amazing! How do your pants fit?"" The man says, ""Like a glove."""
"NAKED MAN Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: ""How do you drink water with that?"""
"Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener? Because he was good at pulling weed"
"I'm really good at fighting.... I won my last fight by 100 metres"
"I'm going to major in Marijuana when I go to college... I hear it's a growing field."
"Walks up in da club like ""Has anyone seen my Mom? She'll be the one trying to cover up everyone's cleavage."""
"I believe in strict gun control [gun sneaks toward front door] Where do you think you're going at this hour? [gun hangs head & turns around]"
"There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.* *Only a fraction of you will understand this."