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Joke of the Day

"Zelda: Why aren't you mowing the lawn? Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight"

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"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me there's something that smells."
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"Is ""humpty dumpty"" another way of saying ""fuck and forget""?"
"Why did the grocery delivery guy get fired? He drove people bananas!"
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"I came upon a woman in the park So she wiped it off and called the police."
"What appears when you ask a genie for a classical composer? A wish Liszt."
"Him: What's your cup size? Me: Venti"