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Joke of the Day
"How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
Next Joke
"They say it's a joke, but, is it?"
"Just found a scary-looking Pokemon on my living room sofa. But then I realised it was my mother-in-law."
"Sorry I dropped your baby and tried to catch it with my foot."
"I asked a librarian About some books about Pavlov's dogs and Schroedinger's cat. She said it rings a bell, but doesn't know if it's here or not."
"""The limo is broken""... Said the limo driver who looked like a person but darker colored"
"My grandmother told me the secret to staying thin is.......if it tastes good spit it out."
"Me: Wow, you're glowing. Her: Aaaaww, thank you! Me: No, like radioactive... Her: . . . Me: Tone down the filters?"
"When do you stop on green and go on red? When you are eating watermelon ."
"What do you call a nosy pooper? An eavesdropper!"