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Joke of the Day
"How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."
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"God created man... and He used your face as a rough draft...."
"How do you get into a haunted house? By using a spookey!"
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"What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band? Bullets For My Valentine"
"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"
"Anyone hear what Russia is eating for Christmas? Turkey... Too soon?"
"What's the difference between Hitler and cops? Come on, he wasn't that bad."
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"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."