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Joke of the Day
"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"
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"Who makes a drinking sound like this *makes drinking sound*? GEORGE GRASHINGTON!"
"What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants? Donald Trunk."
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"I once saw this funny porno.. I was laughing so hard."
"Her: I have a marathon coming. Me: Ooh, which show?"
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"What's the best thing about twenty nine year olds? There's 20 of them"
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"Can we have a thread with alternative endings to traditional jokes? I'll start: Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."