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Joke of the Day

"The year is 2005. Hollaback Girl is playing. We find a table and discuss how we each decided on our MySpace top 8. Everyone is ok with this."

"If I were to make a glory hole... I would make it out of walnut."

"What is Saturn's favorite movie? Lord of the Rings."

"Repost: 9/10 doctors recommend water over soda 1/10 doctors live in flint Michigan"

"I eat bits of metal all day... It's my staple diet."

"Why did the KKK member fail his calculus class? Because he didn't believe in integration."

"Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin."

"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."

"I pulled a muscle masturbating... I know, I know; you're not supposed to put the punchline in the title."

"How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb? One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her."