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Joke of the Day

"Wondering why ""cuck"" has become the new insult of choice among basement dwellers and neck beards? They finally found an insult that can never be used against them."

"The MTV Movie Awards are a great reminder of why kids should never be allowed to vote."

"""Yeah can I have a triple bacon cheeseburger..."" *sees Grim Reaper in passenger seat* *sigh* ""and can you put lettuce and tomato on that?"""

"Wife: Where did all this glitter come from? Me: Jake, at State Farm."

"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."

"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"

"A skink and a skunk had a baby what did they call it? Bustamante. After the grandfather."

"""So Sherlock..."" asked Watson, ""I forget, what was your highest degree of education?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""

"A black man, a white guy, a muslim and a communist walk into a bar..... Bartender says ""what can i get you mr. president?"""

"BREAKING NEWS: vaccinations do not work [camera cuts to several deflated balloon animals] look at these poor fellas"