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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass."
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"Patient: Doc what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood."
"What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman."
"Some people just have a way with words, and other people ... oh ... not have way."
"Confucius say when mosquito land on testicle, you learn to solve problem without violence"
"Red Fern Q: Where does the red fern grow? A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!"
"I would make a sexist joke but... That would be wrong, and being wrong is for women."
"Why didn't the cheese get sliced? It was destined for grater."
"What's the worst thing about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in her wheelchair"
"If it exists behind a paywall, does it really exist?"