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Joke of the Day

"I changed my night club's name to Erectile Dysfunction for one night Nobody came... If ya know what I mean (God, please don't punish me for saying this)"

"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"

"Did you hear the one about the German sausage? It was the wurst!"

"A man using apple maps walks into a bar.. ..or maybe it was a church or a grocery store or something"

"I've been watching the Crime Investigation channel all day. Murder just seems like the easiest way to solve your problems."

"LH741: Tower give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday Sir."

"Did you hear about the race between the two decapitated heads? I heard they were neck and neck"

"What is it that's red. Reddit."

"People will hate you, rate you, break you, and shake you. How strong you stand is what makes you.("",)"

"I sold my vacuum cleaner today.. It was only collecting dust."