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Joke of the Day
"How many letters are there in the alphabet? Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T."
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"What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth? Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace."
"60% of my day is spent quickly closing non work-related browser windows when my boss walks by."
"Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team? Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States."
"Hey all Hot Girls. I'm starting to think that all your phone numbers don't start with a 555-"
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"whenever someone says happy birthday.... all I hear is ""Happy anniversary of the day your face rubbed your moms vagina"""
"A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a steering wheel on his belt buckle. The bartender asks ""What's with the steering wheel?"" The pirate says ""ARRGGHH! It's drivin' me nuts."""
"Never treat someone like an iPhone when they treat you like a BlackBerry."
"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"