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Joke of the Day
"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."
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"What's the difference between Obama and Osama? O(b-s)ma^2"
"You're the unreachable booger of people."
"*uses handkerchief* Well now that this is used, it seems I won't be blowing my nose again til laundry day."
"""I'm tired of you pushing me around and talking behind my back."" ----people in wheelchairs probably"
"What do you call a redditor that doesn't use the search button in /r/jokes? A bastard. [Source](http://i.imgur.com/p16XxgE.jpg)"
"Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink? The Space Bar"
"What's brown and sticky A brown stick"
"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""
"Wrestling is Stupid B1: Bro, Wrestling is stupid. B2: Why, Bro? B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF?"