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Joke of the Day
"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."
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"Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."
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"What's dirtier than grease on Olivia Newton John? Cum on Eileen."
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"Here's your social security card. It's paper and has to last you forever. Don't laminate it. Good luck asshole."
"I recently switched over to cinnamon flavored toothpaste so when I do brush my teeth, I can't tell how much my gums are bleeding."
"What's the difference between sperm and lawyers? Sperm have a 1 in 3,000,000 chance to become a human being."
"Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7pm. On the dot......"