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Joke of the Day

"Are the Nazis who fought in WWII veteran-Aryans? And can I bring my dog to them for a checkup?"

"A chicken walks into a bar... Chicken: got any chicken food? Bartender: Nope, thats across the road. That answers that question"

"I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time."

"Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces? Because it doesn't even lift."

"What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room? It's nacho business!"

"Want to hear a joke about Subway? Okay, but it's not really kid friendly."

"captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir"

"Kids these days think Christmas is all about getting presents instead of celebrating the birth of Santa Claus."

"I have a confession to make: I masturbate in the shower. It feels good to come clean."

"THE 45 DIFFERENCE A: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? B: 45 lbs. A: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? B: 45 minutes."