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Joke of the Day

"You know how when you're in sixth grade and you love someone you express it by being mean and throwing rocks at them? That's Me. I love you."

"I'm not racist but.. I saw a black guy running down the street with a TV and I thought ""that's mine"" Then I realized mine is at home, polishing my shoes"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex But my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."

"livin la vida broka"

"I used to have a fear of hurdles.... But i got over it"

"The difference between kids waking you up and an alarm clock, is that you can throw the alarm across the room"

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"By iPhone 30, you'll have a choice. Whether to buy an iPhone or an island in the Caribbean."

"Who is the roundest knight at King Arthur's table? Sir Cumference."

"It's called PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."