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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!"

"don't worry, if there's a third world war, the United States won't be involved because it's a first world country"

"What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word ""and"" say about candy that caused such a hubbub? Mike Ike's are my least favorite."

"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"

"[all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night"

"What's different between Trump and the Lannisters? A Lannister always pays his debts."

"Both my son and daughter love reddit. That must mean it's heredditary."

"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""

"World Health Org says that Roundup weedkiller ""probably"" causes cancer... Monsanto needs to make a Roundup Ready human."

"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"