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Joke of the Day

"[all the dairy products r hanging out] Milk: lets go drink Cheese: yea Yogurt: yea Whipped cream: my gf says i cant. its scrapbooking night"

"Google is the #1 company in the world. How about them apples ?"

"I like my women like I like my video games... Finish this joke! There's a thousand punchlines. I want to hear yours!"

"Snatch, twat, fanny, cunt, pussy, box, split-arse, and of course vagina. Just a few of the names I have given to my cats."

"New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives."

"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."

"What's the difference between a dog? One of his legs is the same."

"I used to have a steering wheel in my pants But it was driving me nuts"

"Rihanna's new clothes. Chris Brown is in the news again. At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting ""I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white""."

"Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste."