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Joke of the Day

"You are so sweet... ...is your zodiac sign caries?"

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"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."
"What did the surfer say when he visited Syria? This place is totally radical!"
"What happened to the frog's car? It was toad."
"Sometimes it's fun to walk out of the ladies room licking your fingers."
"Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!"
"*Shocking News*: Critics Say Kindergartner's Homework ""Doesn't Add Up"""
"There's a really annoying moth in my room. It's been on my Silence of the Lambs poster for ages now."
"Grandma used to say ""Respect yourself & others will too,"" but she also used to say ""Damn N*ggers,"" so I don't know what to believe :("