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Joke of the Day
"Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
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"What is Hitler's favorite chocolate? Fuhrerro Rocher"
"""Yes, I remember you saying"" - Translation: Please stop saying that"
"I just got a job in a Reggae band. I've just got a job in a Reggae band, It's rather easy because I play the Triangle... All I do is stand at the back n ting."
"Which university has the most muslims? SUNY"
"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."
"If you die in the shower when you're shampooing do the police have to finish rinsing when they find you or is that the ME's job. Is it a job"
"An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. But a tooth is worth half an eye, so an eye for two teeth also works, if you're out of eyes."
"My local police stations toilet was stolen.... The cops have nothing to go on."
"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."