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Joke of the Day
"What is a polygon? A dead parrot."
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"I like my women how I like my showers... Cold, crying and alone."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa. Not yelling and screaming, like the people in his car"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? The picture only needs one nail."
"Why did the plane crash because the pilots we're muffins"
"Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth? To prevent tooth DK."
"What is the difference between snow-men and snow-women?... Snow-balls."
"Today I brought a computer back from the dead. I've decided that this makes me a techromancer."
"What do bees do with their honey? They cell it."
"Why cant programmers tell the difference between christmas and thanksgiving? Because oct 31 = dec 25"