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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part about eating a Vegetable? putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done."

"How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds? You debunk it."

"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."

"I know one song that won't be popular in gay clubs anymore. Murder on the Dance Floor."

"Why did the Broncos wear white jerseys in Super Bowl 50? Because it's hard to catch a white bronco in California."

"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."

"What has a bottom on a top? A leg."

"I painted my computer black thinking it would run faster... Now it doesn't work"

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"A List of Shitty Jokes 1. This joke. 2."