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Joke of the Day

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? The sausage tastes like shit."

"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"My mother said that I looked ""cheap"" with my bra showing underneath my clothes - so I took my bra off."

"Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please. Clerk: You need a bag with that? Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin..."

"What's the difference between iFunny features and the gif subreddit? A week."

"They should give the girls who don't get a rose on The Bachelor a cat."

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."

"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."