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Joke of the Day

"""Great, those annoying white people that talk loud and take all the good seats just walked in"" -everyone else in the coffee shop in Friends."

"A man goes to the hospital with 6 plastic horse up his butt. The doctors described his condition as stable."

"What's the difference between yogurt and white people? If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture."

"I saw a guy with the word ""Integrity"" tattooed on the back of his leg & ""Inspiration"" on the other. Man, the backs of my legs are slackers"

"There is a Mexican, a black person, a muslim, and a gipsy in a car. Who drives it? The officer."

"Before encouraging everyone to ""do whatever makes you happy,"" ask if anyone is a sadist. Don't encourage the sadists."

"A dad walks into a room seeing his daughter masterbating with a cucumber. He said: ""I was gonna eat that, now it taste like cucumber"""

"The comeback, 'Get on my level' 'Get on my level' Reply: 'Okay dude, ill go downwards'"

"""Ok last interview question. Biggest weakness?"" ""People say I'm too hospitable."" ""I see. So should I stop sitting on your lap?"" ""Your call."""

"Why can't watermelons get married? Because they cantaloupe!"