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Joke of the Day
"I have friends. By that I mean I have pictures of me standing next to people on Facebook."
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"This fly in my car is going to be very disappointed when it ends up at Walmart."
"Some say the five knuckle shuffle isn't a finishing move My girlfriend is not one of them."
"Just saw John Cena! lol jk"
"A man walks into a bakery right before closing time And asks, ""do you have any pita?"" The baker responds, ""no, there's naan left."""
"[Dirty] You know what they say about farm girls and horses... They both fell in mud."
"Can I go to a spa and hire someone to pop the pimples on my back? Like what do single people do about back pimples?"
"Who let the dogs out? Knock knock"
"When I go to Burger King, I like to get a Whopper and a Whopper jr. then make the Whopper watch as I eat the Whopper jr."
"What's the smartest pizza? Combination with Nobel peppers."