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Joke of the Day

"What are the effects of biggest brainwashing book in human history? i dont know...try asking the suicide bombers"

"I wish people would stop asking me where I see myself in 5 years.. I don't have 2020 vision."

"If I had to choose between a stepstool and a device that let's me get even higher... ...I'd take the ladder. (I'll just leave now)"

"Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? Ruff Bark"

"I'm so pro-life, I believe life begins at erection."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !"

"What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean? ""Sink-o de Mayo"""

"Before NASA sent Curiosity, Mars was bustling with cats."

"[mean joke to girls from guys] I really hope you get the hottest boyfriend So I have a chance on hot girls"

"So we're basically living the plot of ""Contagion,"" but instead of dying girls keep getting bangs."