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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants? A dire rhetoric."
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"I remember when I was young and dad used to play ""Got Your Nose"". It was far less traumatic than Uncle Carl's game of ""Got Your Weiner""."
"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."
"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."
"People say that money is not the key to happiness... ...but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers"
"Did you hear the latest joke about Baltimore? It's a riot"
"The word politics is derived from two words The word poly meaning many and the word ticks meaning blood sucking parasite."
"Hammer and a Drill are in a workshop playing. Hey I see saw over there."
"""Hi?"" -First cow being milked"
"So scientists have invented a way to turn dolphins nearly invisible It's pretty neat, but I don't really see the porpoise."