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Joke of the Day

"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."

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"What would be the best color to make a joke about? I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?"
"Mom: Wanna help gift rap? Me: In West Philadelphia born and raised on the playgro-- oh you mean WRAP? Nah homegirl you're on your own."
"A world without women...... Is a pain in the ass"
"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."
"If you think nobody cares whether you're alive... try missing a couple of payments."
"Why engineers are boring"
"Who is tall dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !"
"Remember how terrified Sarah Connor was when the Terminator came around the corner @ the hospital in T2? IMAGINE IF IT HAD BEEN STEVE HARVEY"
"Two guys and a girl walk into a bar The next guy ducks ^^^^^ba-dum-tss"