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Joke of the Day
"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."
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"What does the Pope use to dry his hands? Papal towels."
"Starting with the word ""why"" and always pressing the middle option, what joke is your predictive text trying to tell us all?"
"Why are there so many Indians working with telemarketing? Because they have the biggest cow center."
"The dyslexic pregnant virgin said it was an act of Dog."
"I like my women like I like my government. No Bush."
"Conductor this bus was very slow! Oh I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!"
"An atheist, a vegan, and a CrossFitter walk into a bar.. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."
"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."
"What did the sushi say to the bee? WASABI"