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Joke of the Day

"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""

"The art of the word ""Fuck"" jk there is no art, art fucking sucks"

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales"

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he will eat for a week."

"Dear santa... Dear santa, this year, please send clothes for all those poor ladies in daddy's computer."

"Riding up in the elevator with a bunch of children. So much screaming & crying. You'd think one of them would ask me what the hell's wrong."

"If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years"

"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"

"Charities - Because nothing shows how far your 2/month could go than a 100 million advertising campaign."

"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."