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Joke of the Day

"So a guy goes to the doctor to get a physical and the doctor says, ""Holy shit you have five penises, how do your pants fit?"" The guy replies, ""Like a glove."""

"Why did the H blow itself up? Because the Jihad."

"What month was King Kong born in? Ape-ril"

"Got an IPad from my chinese friend... Nothing beats homemade gifts."

"What does the middle and middle earth have in common They both have short hairy men that like to carry swords"

"Has anybody ever noticed that you can get salmonella from chicken...but not chickenmonella from salmon?"

"What is the most positive thing in a ghetto? HIV"

"Q: What do kids like to eat in the playground? A: Recess Pieces."

"Before gaydar, it is widely suspected that gay men found each other using a cumpass."

"Every war the Chinese have ever lost... was because of chinks in their armor."