43776
Joke of the Day
"What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer? Rib it."
Next Joke
"How many Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb? None, the changes necessary will come from within."
"A Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand And says ""Make me one with everything."""
"Jokes I made up I might keep adding onto this if it gets popular enough :) Q: What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock? A: I'm holding Time Square!"
"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."
"ME: If home is where the heart is, I guess I live under a canopy of bloody bones. DMV WORKER: I'm not putting that on your license."
"What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm"
"To the guy that invented the number zero Thanks for nothing."
"What's the worst thing about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair when you're done."
"I'm the most anti-social person I know"