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Joke of the Day

"This is why we're screwed. Quotes in the word of your god."

"I told my friend she drew her eye brows on too high... She looked surprised."

"""Are you pro gay?"" he asked. ""Amateur at best,"" I replied"

"Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!"

"I just changed my Facebook password to '14 days' but it said it was Too weak"

"I posted a selfie and someone commented ""Oh my! That was brave.""."

"What did one snowman say to the other snowman? I smell carrots too."

"Teacher to student: ""Make a sentence using the word ""I"" Student: ""I is.."" Teacher: ""No that is not correct, you should say I am"" Student: ""Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet""!"

"We waste our entire youth to obtain wealth and later on our entire wealth to obtain youth."

"A gentleman never eats his soup by soaking it into his tie and squeezing it out into his mouth"