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Joke of the Day

"There's only 3 blonde jokes... The rest are true stories."

"I used to be a fan of Dell's computers... Now i'm just an air conditioner."

"I've done all the cleaning and ironing but I've forgot why I broke into this house in the first place."

"Why do I only see lesbian couples holding hands? Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is..."

"I believe in the vagina like other people believe in God I've never seen one before, but I have faith."

"Two fish are in a tank... The first fish says to the second fish, ""How do we drive this thing?"""

"What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub? The girl in church has hope in her soul"

"Did you know George Washington is not on the 1$ bill? It's just a picture of him."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Zero, they will just beat the room for being black."

"How do ghosts like their chicken cooked? Terri-fried!"