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Joke of the Day
"What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast? Miracle whip."
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"My town is holding their annual incest competition. I entered my sister."
"I took my BMW to the mechanic today after a strange light came on. I asked him what it was, as I've never seen it before. Apparently it was called an indicator, does anyone know what it's for?"
"Why did the man take a pencil to bed ? To draw the curtains !"
"An Irish pirate with a 12 inch wiener walks into a bar and the bartender says ""I don't even know how to label you!"""
"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"
"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."
"A man walks into a tailor to buy a tuxedo. He confidently tells the tailor he doesn't need any assistance. The tailor says... ... ""Fine. Suit yourself."""
"What does Hitler drink every morning? Concentrated Jews"
"What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed? A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one."