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Joke of the Day
"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."
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"Did you hear the one about the procrastinator?"
"What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron."
"I love it when I see an old friend I haven't seen in years and pretend to not see them"
"[Me as an Italian language translator] Police: Ask him where the money is hidden. Me: Spaghetti tortellini Benghazi Fibonacci cappuccino."
"How many cocks does it take to make your mother cry? None!"
"""The Sun is dying. We need help"" the scientists are speechless. Cool Dad kicks in the door & removes his shades ""It's daylight savings time"""
"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."
"What do particle physicists like to drink? Pina colliders."
"You know what the budding prostitute told me? ""You break it you buy it""."