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Joke of the Day
"When people are trending on twitter, I know that they died or said something racist."
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"Why was Kunta Kinte such a renowned philosopher? He pondered the question ""Toby, or not Toby?"""
"""How do we spell this pasta?"" L ""Ok"" A ""Got it"" S ""Neat"" A ""Diggin it"" G ""What the hell"" N ""Wait"" A ""I have some questions"""
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"[Dirty] How does Leia spend Father's Day? Riding Solo"
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."
"The dominating wife A woman at an optician's shop: I am returning the glasses I bought for my husband. He is still not seeing things my way!"
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"FBI AGENT: [lifting crime scene tape and walking in] dale howard, fbi ME: [following him] bob vulfov, looking for a bathroom"