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Joke of the Day

"What laxative did the constipated man ask for? Poop-ease"

"If you set someone free, love them. Wait I mean, if you love someone for free, set them. That doesn't make sense. Forget it."

"With the Brexit vote being compared to the Presidential election, I have only one thing to say Make America Great Britain again!"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur ? Mega-saur-ass"

"A 9gag member posted original content"

"guy walks into a bar with a .44 magnum and yells ""who the fuck fucked my wife!"". Everybody's silent for a second, then a guy in the back of the bar says ""you haven't got enough bullets mate"""

"Dating tip: Girls love mysterious guys. For example, tell her ""Im a lawyer.Or AM I?"" then hum the Twilight Zone theme and turn into an eagle"

"New genetics study shows that chronic diarrhea may be hereditary It runs in your jeans."

"What is a Muslim's favorite type of meat? Shalami! haha!"

"What is the world's fastest land animal? The Ethiopian chicken"