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Joke of the Day
"What does a baby computer call its father? Da-ta"
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"A box full of leak detection fluid leaked all over the inside of a trailer this morning. Well, at least it worked."
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"here's my dating advice. Take your date to go-karts. everyone loves go-karts. I just solved your life. you're welcome"
"All of the construction that was slowing down traffic during the summer is over now. I don't know why they can't repair those cones indoors."
"How did Canada get its name? They had a bag of letters, and one person announced as he picked each letter out "" 'C', eh, 'N', eh, 'D', eh""."
"What do you call a camel in the North Pole? Lost..... Why the fuck would a camel be in the North Pole?"
"Not to freak everybody out but my new desk calendar ends in 2012"
"A Nazi scientist walks into Burger King He asks for a Whopper, and the guy at the counter replies: ""Don't you mean a *Heisenburger*?"""